Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
me participating in a group project
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
Slug Terra? Awesome!
Transformers Rescue Bots
Attack On Titan
Oh well, I lived a short life
Criminal Minds. Am I part of the BAU or am I an Unsub hmmmmm…
The Young and the Restless
The Secret Circle
Rick and Morty. While stoned. Fuck.
I’m gonna die aren’t I
Orphan Black… oh god I don’t think I can handle a bunch of clones of myself
why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed